The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...