Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Buy alligator shoes
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Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...