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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Native American hears
|A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...