Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Bill’s Death
Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D....
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!