Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He’s...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.