Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...