What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...