This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...