Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...