The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job
You’re introduced to everyone as “The Minesweeper God”. You have visited every website in...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!