Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Governmental Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...