Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...