I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Stupid people awards
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...