Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began…
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the...