Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
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There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
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A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
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The Bachelor Diet
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An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...