Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...