Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!