Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
A bad bet!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...