Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (the S.A.P.) ENGLISH 1. Which of the...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut…
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts...