Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...