Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis…
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...