Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Question answer 08
|Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can’t...