Tips for driving people insane!
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Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...