Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...