10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
Why do men like blonde jokes??
Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...