Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...