How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc)...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...