Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
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How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...