What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...