When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!