Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
A DAY OFF
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...