YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...