Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...