Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.