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“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
How to Annoy People at Work
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Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Learn To Iron
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Great Starting Salary
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...