How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
A young Indian boy came back to the reservation…
A young Indian boy came back to the reservation for a family visit after...