Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.