Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...