Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...