Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
President Clinton
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...