Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!