Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Why Beer is Better than Women
Why Beer is Better than Women1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG.2....