Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...