Drunk while stealing
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What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
Kidnappers caught him
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What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Sports entrance exam
|UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1. What language is...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...