A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...