Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Facts about Americans
|Facts about Americans. Did you know that . . .Only 30% of us can...
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...