Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...