Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...