stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...