Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife’s not talking to you...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...