Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...