Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Dating Terms
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The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...