A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
The new medical students!
Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....